My last proper mix – and the only one as yet completed under the King Edward moniker – from late 2o13.

We encountered the phrase “All Beef No Pork” on some trash reality date-a-forgotten-hip-hopper show in reference to the firmness of a lady’s behind (as an expression of her own pride). It seemed an appropriate nod to the “All Killer No Filler” from mixtapes of yore.

I first used How To Give Yourself a Stereo Check-Out on an early mix I called The Epic Soul Test, still in existence but trapped in MiniDisk impotency. Here I overlaid the patter after the fact and thus have an ‘unfinished’ talk-free version in my files. If there’s any interest I’ll gladly pop that up too.

The image is a photo of the back of my long-suffering record box.

Here it is on Soundcloud for the download:

All Beef No Pork

Jack De Manio – How To Give Yourself a Stereo Check-Out
Krazy Baldhead – My Soul Is Like a Tree
Luke Vibert – We Hear You
Tall Black Guy – From Home to Work and Back
Bonobo – Kong
The Herbaliser ft Latryx – 8 Point Agenda
Ike Turner & the Kings of Rhythm – Thinking Black
Thes One & Raashan Ahmad – Doin’ It
DJ Shadow – The Number Song (Cut Chemist Party Mix)
Aim – Underground Crown Holders [Edit]
JD73 – Ascension
Aim ft Diamond D – The Omen (Accapella)
Betty Swann – When the Game Is Played On You
Letherette – After Dawn
Midnight Magic – Beam Me Up (Jacques Renault Remix)
Joakim – Nothing Gold (Todd Terje Remix)
L’Impératrice – L’Impératrice

Me.